Alternatively download the 'Stop Drunk Texting' app that removes numbers from your phone for a 12-hour period, because making your hangover worst with drunk texts is basically a huge no-no.

Introducing the Drunk Post Translator, a site that takes your sober, eloquent, totally coherent texts and turns them into sloppy, error-riddled, profanity-laden drunk ones.

In the beginning, there was the drunk dial. Then, there was the drunk text message. Now, because we're living in the Future, there's the sober-"drunk" message, because why actually attempt to ...