How To Survive A Karen In Four Easy Steps

Together we can stand up against the Karens and reclaim what is ours!
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So you’re tired of getting smacked around on the daily because you didn’t put the espresso shot before the soy in a karens double macchiato green tea venti greenhouse effect soylatte? And now shes talking to your manager about it and she’s saying that if they dont fire you she will sue them!?! No problem i got you.

Step one: research

When it comes to arguing with anyone, you need to understand how the person works. Now with karens they are very sensitive to logic, they are extremely emotionally driven and feel like everyone is trying to push them from their pedistal. Now Am i saying that they are stupid. Absolutley yes one hundred percent they are the lowest of the low intelligence wise. We have to change the way we interact with them. Would you interact the same way with this puppy as you would with this fucker? That’s what i thought.

Step two listen

This goes for any argument but understanding what is behind the words a karen is saying is key. Is she really upset about the double macchiato green tea venti green house effect soy latte or is she upset that she gained five pounds, her husband looking at girls half her age and her son has soccer practice in ten minutes! Wow sorry stress can really make anyone into a karen. Listen to what lies behind the words, how do you expect to be succesful in an argument if you dont even understand why she says what she says.

Step three same side

This will seem ridicoulous but bare with me. She’s ranting and we have two ways to go. Headbutt with her and get no where because remember a karen does not understand logic. So if we can’t beat them join them, swap out the words but, disagree and fuck you to and, agree and understand. An example. Karen says i’ve could have died from espresso poisioning as it sits on top of the soy and my nephews step brothers birds wifes dad is a lawyer and he will sue your ass. Now, we have two choices headbutt with karen and say something like how can you be so stupid it dosent matter if the soy or the espresso shot goes in first it mixes in the drink...fat cow... This will get us nowhere why? Because they do not understand logic!! This is better. I understand and agree with you, i heard of many soy espresso poisionings. How can they not put warning labels on the packaging those bastards, someone should really speak to their manager. You know what i’ll go get their number for you. Way better not only are you on her side in her mind now, she’s also through the door calling the manager of the soy company to rant. Good job buddy, you’ve done what any politician would do shift focus and blame. I’m proud of you.

Step four put the espresso shot in before the soy. Subscribe for bonus points!