How to assemble a bike in less than 5 minutes

I assemble a bike at work in less than 5 minutes. From box to tire inflation. Just a little fun to see how fast I could do it!

Note : I'm adding this for all the internet warriors out there. I made this video, for fun. I wanted to see how fast I could do a bare minimum assembly of a bike. I didn't adjust everything, I didn't fine tune everything because that was not my intent. However, everything on the bike worked and was safe to ride. Afterwards, I put the bike back on the stand and did all my normal adjustments. My challenge, if you are so upset by this video that you feel the need to comment, don't. Instead, go back to your place of employment, wherever you assemble bikes and make your own video of you doing a bike assembly from box to tire inflation in 5 minutes or less along with adjusting the brakes and front/rear derailleur. Post it in a comment my friends.