how to fake sick to the school nurse

How to Fake Sick to the School Nurse.

Sometimes you just need a break from school, but your parents won't let you stay home in the morning. Maybe you forgot to study for a quiz or you just want to go home and chill out. Whatever your reasons, with a little planning, you can successfully trick the school nurse into believing you’re sick. Start by picking which illness you want to fake, and then show your "symptoms" to the nurse. Just remember that while it’s okay to take a break every once in a while, it’s important to attend class regularly and try to succeed.

Method 1 Choosing Your Illness in Advance.
1. Try to figure out what illnesses will get you sent home. Simply complaining that you generally don’t feel well won’t likely get you sent home. Most schools have a set of guidelines that nurses follow to know when a kid needs to go home. Ask your friends what was wrong with them last time they were in the nurse’s office. You can also pay attention to any newsletters that your school sends home about student illnesses. Typically, a school will send you home if you.
Have a fever, Have diarrhea, Have vomited.
2. Choose an illness that’s been going around so it's more convincing. Another good option is to pay attention to whether or not any of your classmates have been sick. If there is an illness that has been passed around your school, you will probably have a pretty easy time convincing the nurse that you’ve contracted it.
Ask your friends who have been sick recently what symptoms they had. Make a mental note to include those when you talk to the nurse.
Add a personal connection, if you can. Try, “I have a terrible sore throat. I did spend the night at Joey’s over the weekend. I hope I didn’t catch whatever he has.”
3. Commit to faking 1 illness. Don’t plan to lay it on too thick. If you complain of too many things, the nurse might get suspicious. For example, don’t complain of diarrhea, a sore throat, and earache, body aches, and coughing. The nurse probably won’t believe that you’re really dealing with all of that. Instead, focus on 1 illness.
If you want to fake stomach problems, for example, you could complain of cramping in your stomach and diarrhea.

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