How to make a merkin (sort of) - tongue in cheek tutorial

Ever felt like your lady garden needed a bit of bling? A new outfit? A bit of added sparkle? Well look no further! Here is how you can make your very own (comedy) merkin. Make one for all your friends too, they will love you forever!

Fairy fluff, downstairs wig, pant tache, knicker wig, quim quiff, muff muffler, minge fringe....whatever you call yours, just know that it is sure to become one of your most prized possessions!

I present to you, the comedy merkin tutorial! You will need:

- fabric
- hair (any colour, and texture, your hard desires - go nuts)
- pretty things with which to decorate your creation - e.g. glitter, hearts, stars, flowers, ribbons)
- a hot glue gun
- scissors (never run with them)

Special thanks to Simon Young for the lovely black and white photo on the left.