How To Become A Mermaid Without a Spell

( NO MERMAID HATERS ALOUD )

Things You Need To Know:
1. You become a human when dry, mermaid when wet.
2. You need to be in the ocean or BIG lake when doing this process.
3. You have to memorize this chant/process.
4. You have to be alone.
5. You get powers.
6. You have to do this process/chant at NIGHT on a FULL MOON.
7. You don't need a symbol.
8. This chant/process is SAFE.
9. BELIEVE.

Possible Side Affects:
-Itchy Legs
-Neck Hurts
-Arms Itchy
-Feet Turing To A Weird Color
-Crossing Legs A LOT
-Singing More Than Usual
-Legs Sticking Together
-Wanting To Drink Lots Of Water
-Head Aches
-Wanting Lots Of Salt
-Stomach Aches
-Feels Like There Is A Heart Beat In Your Leg
-Mermaid Dreams

Good Luck!

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