How to drive like a twat (boyracer)

This video is for anyone who has ever gotten fed up with idiots on the road, the boyracers, chavs and general bad behaviour.

How to drive like a twat!
Why have hands at the 10 to 2 position when you can look so much cooler with one hand on the top of the wheel and the other scratching your bollocks.
Make sure you intimidate other drivers by racing up behind them, try flashing your lights, hitting your horn or revving your engine, theyll get the message that you are a total twat if you do this enough.
Although youve got bugger all to do with your life and thats why you are cruising the streets for no good reason, you shouldnt waste time by stopping to send your dickhead mates a text message.
Express your opinion of pedestrians and other road users with some simple hand gestures like this; itll get you noticed.
This is 140 mph down the A3, dont try this at home, because youll need to be in a car! This is quite illegal, should you get caught youll lose your license, unless you are PC Mark Milton who can get away with an extra 19 mph.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&a… However, losing your license would give you something to brag about so go ahead.
Have a cruise around Guildford on a Saturday evening, keep a close eye out for pavement totty, high street honeys, fake tanned tarts or whatever superlative you wish to use when describing people of the opposite gender. They will be so impressed by your thumping bass bins and shit anyway, there isnt any knocking about they must be at home watching Ant and Dec.

Disclaimer:
I wasn't actually sending a text while driving, just randomly pressing buttons, I wasn't even looking at my my phone. So there will be no need to tell me off. facebook: facebook.com/pages/G4rdenspoon/284634921659121?…