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How to Get Rid Of a One Night Stand

86,089 views October 31, 2008 2:03

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How to avoid that awkward, annoying, traditional scenario due to a one night stand. Play your cards right, and him/her could be out the door in no time, 100% painless.

Step 1: Get out of bed
The minute you wake up, get out of bed—especially if she’s still in it.

Step 2: Get dressed
Get fully dressed, even if you usually breakfast in your boxers. You don’t want to give her any ideas about spending a lazy day in your bed.

Step 3: Don't offer her anything
Don’t offer her so much as a cup of coffee. If she asks, tell her you don’t have any.

Tip
Practice your poker face ahead of time. You want to be sure you can pull it off when you’re both tired and shamelessly fibbing.

Step 4: Say you have an appointment
If she’s still snoozing, wake her up and apologize profusely for the 'appointment' that necessitates that you both leave immediately.

Step 5: Ask for phone number
Ask for her phone number and make vague references about getting together soon so she’ll want to be cooperative.

Step 6: Make sure she has everything
As she’s heading for the door, do a quick check to make sure she’s taken everything—you don’t want her to have any excuse to come back!

Did You Know?
Forty-five percent of people responding to a 2003 Durex survey reported having had a one-night stand.

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Howcast published this 2:03 video tutorial on October 31, 2008. It has been watched 86,089 times on YouTube.

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October 31, 2008
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