YouTube Poop Tutorial: READ THE DESCRIPTION

EDIT 4 (8/28/14): The spiritual sequel to this tutorial, Poop Theory, has now been released. I suggest checking it out, since this tutorial is out of date by 3 years now. Link: youtube.com/watch?v=XyCOyKrBtm4

EDIT 3 (2/22/14): Take what I say in this tutorial with a grain of salt. This was made back in 2011 when I was much less experienced, and YTP has changed substantially since then. This only covers basic editing techniques used in more traditional Poops and doesn't go into the different styles and genres that are out there. Furthermore, the "What to Avoid" section was only a set of recommendations for beginners, not a list of iron rules (though a couple never will be acceptable, like "webcam Pooping" or making Poops with next to no edits). Experienced Poopers know and understand how to use Spadinner to their advantage, make running jokes work, keep their material fresh, and how to make Poops that are long but still engaging (like I said at 13:07. So stop fucking telling me "I broke my own rule" by making Megapoops and learn to listen!). Anyway, those of you who've been keeping track of my updates know that I have a more up-to-date YTP "tutorial" planned (see the link below).

EDIT 2: In regards to the next part of this tutorial: themacchinamustfall.deviantart.com/journal/The-…
EDIT: Stop asking about WMM. It's no good for YTP anymore.

On request I've created a tutorial on how to make YouTube Poop (using Sony Vegas). Sorry if it doesn't go that in depth with how to use Vegas; I wanted to focus more on the techniques and what to avoid.