How to Pick a Wedgie in Public

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Discomfort. Embarrassment. The wedgie. Get rid of the problem with these simple tips.

Step 1: Find a wall
Look for a wall or other large object that you can back up against to get rid of your wedgie. Slowly make your way in that direction without drawing attention to yourself.

Step 2: Find a distraction
Wait for everyone around you to focus their attention elsewhere, or create your own distraction.

Step 3: Squat
Spread your legs about two feet apart and squat down as inconspicuously as possible.

Tip
Don't go too far: Oversquatting can create an even bigger wedgie.

Step 4: Tug
If the squat proved unsuccessful, take advantage of your out-of-the-way position to give your backside a good tug.

Step 5: Find a chair
As a last resort, find a chair, and slowly slide across the seat as you sit down. Ahhhh…doesn't that feel better?

Did You Know?
An "atomic wedgie" is a wedgie created by someone else, usually as an act of bullying.