How to Be Drop Dead Gorgeous

How to be the most gorgeous woman in the room with all eyes looking at you!

How are you doing girl?

What a surprise Jess, I'm fine, but I haven't seen you in a while. And wow, would you look at you: you're really beautiful.

Why thank you Amy, you too!

No I'm not, I actually look like a worn out Teddy Bear. Since you look so pretty, would you mind giving me some advice on how to be drop dead gorgeous?

Haha, sure, but please don't say such things about yourself ever again. You're funny, I have to admit that though.

Sure, I'll try to stitch my self confidence with tape and see if it holds up.

You really crack me up Amy. Let's get serious though.

OK.

First of all, you need to remember that everyday upkeep is vital. This means you need to wash your face twice a day, brush your teeth twice a day too and shower at least once a day.

Please go on...

Now, you should also do your manicure and pedicure weekly. About excessive hair, be sure to shave your armpits and legs so you don't look like Magilla Gorilla and pluck your eyebrows as well.

Sounds good...

Lastly, you'll need to wear clothes that look good on you and wear makeup. Don't forget to use special face creams and moisturizers for proper skincare.

Wow Jess, you really know a lot about what women should do in general in order to look amazing. Thanks you for these useful tips and you can bet that I'll employ them as soon as I get home.

OK honey, be sure you don't go overboard with some of them, because you may get some nasty results.

Sure thing, thanks once again and have a wonderful day. Hope to see you soon to show you my new look!

That would be wonderful, take care!