How to Be Super Funny in Front of Your Crush Without Getting Nervous

Does the girl you have a crush on love humorous, funny guys? Here is how to be hilariously funny around the girl of your dreams, without getting nervous!

Hey man, I need a little help.

What's up, bud?

You know I like Sarah, right?

Of course. Everyone in college does. In fact, I think everyone knows you have a huge crush on her since junior high.

You really think so? Never mind. The thing is, I have a date with her tomorrow, and I heard that she likes men who are funny and has great sense of humor. You know I'm bad with this stuff. Heck, the last time I tried to crack a joke, a whole roomful of people actually became silent.

Yeah, man. I remember that party. For future reference, it is not cool to joke about 9/11.

I know that now. So what should I do? I've seen you around girls. You always know how to make them laugh. You have to help me, man.

Anything for you, pal. First lesson: unbutton the top button of your shirt and roll up your sleeves. Try to look less like her dad, will you?

Okay, done. What's next, master?

Much better. Next, you have to prepare your lines. This is too important to improvise. Besides, we all know how you react under pressure, right?

You're never going to let me forget the incident with Mrs. Thomas, are you?

Not in a million years. Anyway, refrain from any sex, poop or fart jokes. While it may make the guys laugh, you will lose major points if you tried it with the girls.

They may look human, but girls are a completely different species. For that matter, no jokes about retards or the disabled -- girls are sensitive about those topics. And if you have to make fun of someone, try poking fun at yourself instead of others.

Okay, got it. Should I be writing this down?

No, no, just listen. Next tip, be self-deprecatory. Girls like guys who can laugh at themselves. Remember man, humor is not only about jokes. It's about how you carry yourself, how you react to unexpected situations -- you know what I mean right?

Won't that make me look like a loser?

No, man. I'm not asking you to be a slapstick comic, or even a stand-up comedian. Only confident guys have the balls to make fun of themselves -- and girls know this. Some even find it sexy.

Really?

Yup. And one final thing -- make her feel comfortable. You know, Sarah's likely to be just as nervous as you are. So set her at ease first by complimenting her dress or hair. Try not to be creepy about it though. Do this, and she'll be more likely to laugh.

Okay, I understand. Can I prepare some jokes tonight and run them by you tomorrow before meeting Sarah?

Definitely. I was actually about to suggest the same thing.

Thanks, man. I don't know what I would do without you.

And don't you forget that! So, is lunch on you today?